What’s the better story? Reply in comment section

1)  After a vigorous work-related celebration, a guy comes home on his bike drunk; dismounts while still moving; falls off and irreparably damages new trousers.  Casualties: knee, trousers.

2) After a vigorous work-related celebration, a guy comes home and breaks key off in lock; sleeps in lobby; neighbours provide pillow and blanket; breaks in the next morning via broomstick.  Casualties: Pride, respect from neighbours.

I really hope this is making your day.

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7 thoughts on “What’s the better story? Reply in comment section

  1. i vote for 2. and beginning to worry that his bike wielding, key breaking, sleep in hall londoner will be able to drink me under the table.

  2. If we could all arrange some sort of intervention when Mr. 416-expat arrives back in Toronto next week I would really appreciate it. I for one am quite concerned about the exploits I’m hearing about. Perhaps this could be discussed one night with Mr. 416 at Bettys or maybe the Dominion.

  3. My coping skills ghave never gotten such a workout. It’s basically like going away to undergrad again.

    Knee is healing…slowly. I’ll show you the scar in a few weeks.

  4. what i hear you saying is “this sort of thing hasn’t happened since i got married. not having my wife around has really caused a lot of chaos and questionable judgement.”

    visa approved. see you in 4

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