Porkinson brand sausages. Note the brand name; the mustasche on the sausage; the bowtie; the formal striped box; the fact they’re called “bangers”. It might be better if Mr. Prokinson had a monocle, but that would just be silly, wouldn’t it?
Integrated can opener. 23% more tomato. Organic. They spelled it “beanZ”. I didn’t even need any beans but picked it up anyway. The sales pitch was that compelling.