Adventures in British CPG (Consumer Packaged Goods)

Porkinson brand sausages.  Note the brand name; the mustasche on the sausage; the bowtie; the formal striped box; the fact they’re called “bangers”.  It might be better if Mr. Prokinson had a monocle, but that would just be silly, wouldn’t it?

Integrated can opener.  23% more tomato.  Organic.  They spelled it “beanZ”.  I didn’t even need any beans but picked it up anyway.  The sales pitch was that compelling.

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