Fall of an Empire

The British Empire may no longer control both hemispheres, but boy can they stack sawdust neatly!

Then again, this place is so orderly maybe the sawdust stacks itself.

Not everyone’s on the ball, however.

Thomas Locke:

Mr. Bacon, inventor of bacon, a fantastic meat that has been a staple thus far:

For those keeping track, yesterday I had

Breakfast 2x pork (bacon, sausage), lunch 1x pork (ham), dinner 2x pork (bangers – sausages), and then for lunch a brie & ham sammy.

Maybe I’ll do fish tonight.

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2 thoughts on “Fall of an Empire

  1. that note should be submitted to a “passive agressive notes” blog/website

    maybe add some chicken? a steak? fish?

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